Written by M.
Seriously, people always say that women can be such drama queens. Fill a room with women only and it’s just waiting till the drama begins. But this group of men, they top it. Claws are out and it’s only week 1.
First group date of the season is for Dean, Jack, Jonathan, Blake, Iggy, Kenny, Fred and Lucas, and the card said “I’m looking for husband material”. To help her look are the first celebrity appearances of the season in the form of Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis. But let’s be honest, it wasn’t a race to find the perfect husband, it was a race to find the fastest father. And unfortunately, it was Lucas who won, so he found another reason to “Whaaaboooom”… If looks could kill, Blake would have killed Jared.
The man who stole the show? Ashton Kutcher, who wore the perfect T-shirt. Thank you Jared! Jared? Yes, Jared, let’s not forget that Ashton and Mila started watching all Bachelor shows because of Jared and now they’re on the show.
Oh and the best conversation award thus far also go to Ashton and Mila.
Mila: “That’s the sound that he makes.”
Ashton: “For what?”
Mila: “Like excitement.”
Mila: “Just ’cause he can.”
On to the very first one on one date of the season and it was Peter who was the lucky man. “I’m looking for my best friend” said the date card and so Rachel’s best friend joined on the date; her dog Copper. Of course they went to Copper’s paradise; BarkFest in Palm Springs and Peter passed Rachel’s test with flying colors. He and Copper got along great and were best friends instantly. This was easily the best date of the week, sparks were flying and Peter is standing at the top of our list.
Second group date. The date card said “Swish”, so Will, Jamey, Diggy, Alex, Adam, Lee, Matt, Eric, Josiah and DeMario head to the basketball court to play ball with Kareen Abdul Jabbar. This episode is just full with celebrities. Some of these men know how to play ball, Lee however, is not one of them. But he knows it and is not ashamed of it, which is just classy. There was some heavy flirting going on between Rachel and DeMario, but that all ends as soon as the game is over. Rachel is approached by DeMario’s GIRLFRIEND. And it got ugly. I can write it all down, but this is just something you have to watch, but I will tell you this, Rachel is badass!
Honestly, as soon as the date started I felt like it was DeMario who had a girlfriend. So I’m not surprised, but it is a very nasty thing to do.
Rose ceremony night, though we never really made it to the rose ceremony. Because there wasn’t enough drama in this episode just yet, DeMario showed up! Say what?!?
All the while Rachel is trying to get to know the other men better and is having some private conversations, DeMario is at the gate trying to convince Chris to let him talk to Rachel. And so Chris switches into his ‘messenger’-role and interrupted Fred and Rachel to tell her that DeMario wants to talk to her. Of course it only takes moments for the other men to realize that DeMario is at the gate so they go in protection mode. And that is where the episode ends. To be continued…
- Ashton doesn’t think Rachel’s true love is in this group.
- Ashton and Mila had sex twice that night after filming… TMI guys, TMI.
- Lucas won the race with the baby and then threw the baby on the ground. But to be honest, he already drowned the baby. Good thing they worked with dolls.
- Seriously Iggy… it’s your first date and you want to talk career?
- I think this was the first time Chris Harrison was ignored and dismissed so hard.
- Kisses!! Let’s not pretend that we don’t love to see some serious smooching. So who got lucky? Dean, Peter, Josiah, Eric and Bryan.
- Date roses went to Dean, Peter and Josiah.
What will come next week? How about some familiar faces and mud wrestling?