Written by M.
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Here’s Crash Course Lesson #27
The Gilmore Guide to Season 5
Lorelai and Rory face major life changes in this unforgettable fifth season. Lorelai is happy owning and operating an inn with best friend Sookie, but quickly learns the demands of being the boss. A bigger surprise is that her longtime friendship with Luke has become a romance. Lorelai and Luke try to hide their relationship, but the town soon knows they are dating. The reappearance of Rory’s father, Christopher, adds to the drama.
Rory’s romantic life is also complicated; at the forefront is her relationship with Dean – who’s now married. In her second year at Yale, Rory is more involved in the college newspaper and meets Logan, who comes from the same old-money world as her grandparents. Rory could be on the path of her dreams – or is she?
Take it away Kirk!
Must watch episodes to know the story?
Episodes 1, 2, 3, 6, 7, 8, 12, 13, 14, 17, 18, 19, 21, 22
But the best episodes of this season are;
- Episode 3 – Written in the Stars?
“I just want you to know I’m inn, I’m all inn”
- Episode 7 – You Jump, I Jump, Jack
This is the episode where I fell in love with Logan Huntzberger
- Episode 8 – The Party’s Over
“Pick me, I’m exotic”
- Episode 10 – But Not as Cute as Pushkin
Book sniffing, class interruptions and a Richard and Rory playing tricks.
- Episode 13 – Wedding Bell Blues
A make-out session interrupted by mom, dad and mom’s boyfriend!
- Episode 14 – Say Something
I love Frank
- Episode 17 – Pulp Friction
And I love Finn!
- Episode 19 – But I’m a Gilmore!
“I need a taco”
- Episode 22 – A House Is Not a Home
Finn and Colin worshipping Rory, it’s a must see!
But if you want to see Kirk dressed as a woman, check episode 11 – Women of Questionable Morals!
Episode 1 – Say Goodbye to Daisy Miller
Emily: [provoking grin] I am going to Europe, Richard. I am going to Europe, and I’m going to have a marvelous time. I’m going to get up at 10:00, and I’m going to have two glasses of wine at lunch every single day.
Richard: Only prostitutes have two glasses of wine at lunch.
Emily: Well, then buy me a boa and drive me to Reno because I am open for business.
Episode 3 – Written in the Stars
Luke: [Approaching with food] Hot plates.
Lorelai: See? He called me “Hot Plates.” He so likes me.
Rory: Heart attack? Umm.. it wasn’t during… umm… was it?
Paris: No Rory! This great man was not brought down by my vagina.
Episode 5 – We Got Us a Pippi Virgin!
Emily: It’s a panic room.
Lorelai: Like Jodie Foster?
Emily: I have no idea.
Emily: I bought a panic room.
Rory: Like Jodie Foster?
Emily: What does Jodie Foster have to do with anything?
Episode 6 – Norman Mailer, I’m Pregnant!
Lorelai: Sookie, first thing we agreed on opening the inn?
Lorelai: Keep Kirk away from business!!!
Episode 7 – You Jump, I Jump, Jack
Logan: It’s your choice, Ace. People can live a hundred years without really living for a minute. You climb up here with me, it’s one less minute you haven’t lived.
[Looking down from top of 8-story high scaffolding]
Rory: High. We are very, very high.
Logan: I’ve been higher.
Rory: I meant distance from the ground.
Logan: That, too.
Episode 8 – The Party’s Over
Paris: You sleep with one old guy, and suddenly you’re Catherine Zeta-Jones.
Episode 9 – Emily Says Hello
Marty: College is breaking my spirit. Every single day, telling me things I don’t know. It’s making me feel stupid.
Episode 10 – But Not as Cute as Pushkin
Episode 13 – Wedding Bell Blues
Episode 15 – Jews and Chinese Food
Lorelai: Hey, isn’t that your naked guy?
Rory: Oh, yeah. Marty, hey! He’s not my naked guy.
Lorelai: Well, you don’t really want a communal naked guy, nowadays, you know, it’s too sketchy.
Doyle: You look so hot when you find me annoying.
Paris: Then I must be Gisele Bündchen to you 24/7.
Episode 18 – To Live and Let Diorama
Rory: I can’t believe he’s gone. He’s been dying my whole life.
Lorelai: …Apparently he just closed his eyes, muttered something about Lori Loughlin and then, he was gone.
Rory: Wow, he’s never died before
Lorelai: I guess there’s a first time for everything
Episode 21 – Blame Booze and Melville
Lorelai: I just ate an apple.
Rory: Uh oh.
Lorelai: Yeah. And I liked it.
Episode 22 – A House Is Not a Home
Colin: I’m Colin. This is Finn. And you are?
Lorelai: Her mother.
Finn: My God those are good genes.